And when the tiny jobsworth Asian guarding the door, addressed the woman in front of me as ‘love’, I asked if he thought that was an appropriate address for a customer, he said ‘ she didn’t complain, why should you? And refused to let me in…

When I returned later, to discuss it amicably, he phoned a friend and hid in the shop…

Unfortunately for him, I live in Kew…

And when this crisis is over, he is going to have to go to work and deal with me.

Stupid little fucker!