When I started to tell people to keep their kids out of the road…. My adopted sister said ‘Fuck the kids’ look after yourself. I have never spoken to her since. For 15 years, no child has been hit by a car where I live.

People began to abuse me for keeping the kids from playing in the road.

Do not allow your children to play in the road..

The rich will run them down.

I am the head of ye guild of assassins…

Chump sandwich…