A 29-YEAR-OLD British man has filed for an injunction requiring the media to report that he has previously enjoyed an extremely successful threesome. 

Network engineer Nathan Muir has described the failure to report his three-way sexual encounter as “sheer irresponsibility” on the part of Britain’s newspapers.

He said: “This took place in 2012, and the absolute silence from our foreign-owned press in four years since speaks volumes about their true agenda.

“Newspapers are bound to report what is in the public interest, and I am confident the public would be very interested indeed in what took place between myself, Lucy and Alina on that evening.

“That they failed to do so has done immense damage to my reputation which can only be remedied by front page apologies, with photographs and at least four interior pages giving full details.”

He added: “I’m most disappointed in the BBC. They’re supposed to be impartial.”

Source: Man seeks court order letting everyone know he’s had a threesome

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