Paul Causton:The only right-handed man to hold the title of Lord Sinister : head of Mafia Wars Division of Ye Guild of Assassins. Once offered Cohen the Barbarian a sweet.

Born in a Foundling Hospital – st Theresa’s the bloody minded- he is believed to be an O’Shaughnessy and descended from the kings of Connacht, adopted by a troll Gwyndolin and a dwarf Dave ‘the weasel’ Causton.

Educated in Grievus Bodley-Arm, he is a trained Thuggee (wielder of the butter-knife) and current holder of ‘la bell sans mercier’ a small steel bell on a silver chain, which must be worn over the clothes in order to make murder harder..

Renowned for his adoption of the phrase ‘I hate people, they hate me’….He doesn’t care….

Ye Guild of Assassins Mafia Wars Div. was formed in 2004, however during a scuffle about ethics, the entire High-council were Inhumed and every assassin expelled.