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Just because I don’t want to see photos of your stretchmarks… I am all for women being able to breast-feed but I don’t think your stretchmarks, piles or episiotomy scars are a badge of honour…

Just because I don’t want to see photos of your stretchmarks…. I am all for a woman’s right to breast-feed but I don’t think your stretchmarks, piles or episiotomy scars are a badge of honour…

99.9%

The WHO, world health organisation has just produced the figures, saying that if we don’t stop cancer-sufferers from having children, we are all doomed to cancer. The cancerous refuse to stop having cancerous children and are too selfish to see the future of cancerous kids having kids with cancerous kids..

You are now 99.9 % likely to have a cancerous child because all those people who should have died, want to keep having cancerous children…

Happy cancer…

Tony Blair 'says Ed Miliband will lose 2015 general election' – UK Politics – UK – The Independent.

He talks of prayer, of repentance, of faith, and of the new birth; but he knows but only to talk of them. I have been in his family, and have observed him both at home and abroad; and I know that what I say of him is the truth. His house is as empty of religion as the white of an egg is of savour. There is there neither prayer nor sign of repentance for sin; yea, the brute in his kind serves God far better than he. He is the very stain, reproach, and shame of religion to all that know him;

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Because I saw you forward to talk, and because I knew not that you had aught else but notion. Besides, to tell you all the truth, I have heard of you, that you are a man whose religion lies in talk; and that your conversation gives this your mouth-profession the lie. They say you are a spot among Christians; and that religion fares the worse for your ungodly conversation; that some already have stumbled at your wicked ways, and that more are in danger of being destroyed thereby. Your religion, and an ale house, and covetousness, and uncleanness, and swearing, and lying, and vain company keeping, etc., will stand together. The proverb is true of you which is said of a whore, to wit, that “she is a shame to all women”: so you are a shame to all professors.

A chinky, a slope, a geek, a nun, a penguin and a horse walk into a pub.

And the barman says ‘Is this some kind of sick joke!’

John Terry scored the 3rd goal in the chelsea match tonight and I thought about how he was vilified by the old-hags of ‘loser women’ for shagging his mates wife!

We have all shagged our mates wife and if you haven’t, where’s your fucking wife tonight..

But defend a rapist……

BBC News – Catholic synod: Gay rights groups say vote 'disappointing'.

BBC News – Pay protests bring thousands onto UK city streets.

Vatican document on family revises language on gays | Reuters.

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